1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
I can’t even imagine what a $460 blowjob consists of.
Rihanna and I are the same height!
lazyringo asked: help i need coffee puns
so there was a farmer who had a cow named Coffee. The cow was really old so the farmer got a new baby cow and gave it the same name so that when Coffee died, he’d still have a cow named Coffee.
Then one day the farmer wanted to build a new pen for the baby cow so he told his son to go bring him Coffee Jr. But the son brought back the old cow instead.
The farmer said “No! I wanted de calf Coffee!”
Grade 11 Student: “Sir, I don’t like my mark.”
Me: “Neither do I. You probably shouldn’t have skipped out so often.”
Him: “What can I do to change it?”
Me: “You can’t.”
Him: “There must be some way.”
Me: “Well, there might be one way, but I don’t know.”
Him: “Come on!”
I look around to make…
living at home sucks for a whole bunch of reasons (shit inside my house, this crap town I live in) and my job has some obvious drawbacks (fluctuating workweeks - sometimes I’m working five days a week and sometimes I’ve only got one day in a week, certainly not the highest paying job) BUT what I do honestly have is job satisfaction. I may only be a substitute but I take it seriously. and I’m good at it. I’m great with kids, I command presence well, I’m fucking loud. I bring my leftist, feminist views with me and always call kids out when they say something offensive. I’m polite and use a large vocabulary and always call them ladies and gentlemen. and I get a lot out of it. of course it’s great when kids are happy to see me and I get hugs and “Hey Miss B!” in the hallways and the faculty say it’s good to see me and some of them ask me about Tel Aviv. I don’t mind getting up at 6 (7 if I’m lucky) and I don’t mind getting dressed for the cold walk home and I don’t dread going in to work and I’m pretty lucky.
I wish I could say “it’s only money” and mean it
we’re already a third of the way through december pretty soon it’ll be january then february and then it’ll be a year ago I went to tel aviv and can I fucking tell you how much it does not feel like it’ll be a year ago so fucking soon